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The Alex City Quiz 2013

The Alex City Quiz made a triumphant return to the London Stock Exchange on February 26th.

Alex was sadly unable to host the event in person due to urgent prior business commitments. His place was due to be taken by Mr Robert Bathurst, but he in turn was detained on a film shoot in Hungary (where he is playing a dissolute English aristocrat in a Dracula movie: just to show that the job flow between Eastern Europe and the UK is not one-way, whatever the Daily Express would have you believe).

Third choice quizmaster was thus Russell Taylor, Alex’s co-creator, who finally got to speak some of the words he’s been writing for Alex for over 25 years.

The questions were set by Russell with Marcus Berkmann, author of many books on subjects as diverse as cricket, fatherhood, quizzing (naturally), and, most recently, A Shed of My Own, a humorous account of the midlife crisis.

The 19 teams who took part were made up largely from the worlds of stockbroking, fund management and financial PR, with the odd journalist thrown in. The beneficiary of the evening was the London Stock Exchange Group Foundation, which supports a range of charities.

The first question of the evening (the traditional “nice easy one”) was also the only one that vaguely pertained to the financial world (“Who bankrupted his company 18 years ago today and was played on screen by Ewan McGregor?”). From then onwards it was general knowledge, sport, film/TV and a good measure of celebrity culture.

In the picture round the quizzers had to identify famous people called Sid and Nancy. The music round featured songs with the word “friend” in the title (Friendship Works was one of the charities benefiting from the event). The teams confidently identified Tubeway Army’s Are Friends Electric? and Randy Newman’s You’ve Got a Friend in Me, but puzzled over Eric Clapton’s 2010 cover of Fats Waller’s My Very Good Friend the Milkman.

In general an impressive degree of knowledge was on display throughout the evening. Nine teams knew that the name of Alan Partridge’s son was Fernando. Eight correctly answered that the island nation which is reckoned to be fifth most likely to put the next man on the moon is the Isle of Man (no indigenous talent there, just very generous tax breaks for space exploration companies). And three teams even identified the world’s most suggestively named diving club as being in the village of Muff in Ireland.

The host for the spread betting round was as usual David Buik from Cantor Index, who provided the contestants with a welcome break from having to actually know stuff (not a requirement in most of their jobs). David made spreads on arcane facts such as: the length of the world’s longest domestic cat; and which storey of the Empire State building sea level would rise to if all the ice in the world melted. The teams then confidently bought or sold the spreads. Naturally this led to many of them being wiped out instantaneously, but The Peterhouse Prizefighters (from the eponymous corporate finance boutique) rode their luck to scoop the eventual prize.

The Snowball Round is a regular feature of the Alex City Quiz in which contestants are invited to put their business cards (attached to a £20 donation to the charity) into a bowl. At the end of the evening a card is drawn and the mobile number on it dialled. The phone that rang belonged to Matt Penfold of Macquarie Capital, who then managed to correctly answer a question on Alex and won that day’s framed original cartoon.

With only their wits, dumb courage and a pay bar for support the teams struggled through a total of eight punishing rounds of questions. The wooden spoon - actually a copy of Marcus’s The Prince of Wales (Highgate) Quiz Book - went to Aurora – a team of management consultants (fill in your own comment here..) - who finished with what was actually a very credible score of 102 points out of a possible 180.

The holders, financial PR firm Pelham Bell Pottinger, fielded two teams, but only succeeded in splitting their talent pool fatally in two and ended up coming 7th and 15th. (Worse fates have befallen previous winners – the champions in 2009 were Seymour Pierce...)

The eventual victors also boasted the longest team name - I’m Not the Quiz Master I am a Very Naughty Boy - and comprised a disparate bunch of financial professionals. Their victory with a score of 141 points and a margin of five points over their nearest rivals (Still No Idea from wealth managers PFP Group) earned them the handsome Masterley trophy – an Oscar-style gilded statuette in the shape of the world’s favourite banker himself. Sadly they were not permitted to take Alex home (like many bankers he is a little fragile at the moment) but had to make do with Alex commemorative cufflinks instead.

The evening raised £4,500 for the London Stock Exchange Group Foundation.

If you fancy taking part next year, you can test your mettle on a short selection of questions from Tuesday’s quiz:

Q: As the world knows, Sir Bradley Wiggins was voted BBC Sports Personality of the Year in December. Who came second??

Q: Several British actors have had this unlikely honour: Frank Windsor, Nigel Hawthorn, Kenneth Branagh, Alan Cumming, Michael Gambon and Alan Rickman have all done it. Anthony Hopkins has done it twice. Daniel Day Lewis has done it most recently and perhaps most successfully. What??

Q: The Queen was Lord High Admiral of the Navy from 1964 until June 2011, when she ceded to an older man. Whom??

Q: What foodstuff is the speciality of a boucherie chevaline?

Q: Who may have been the Duke of Monmouth, or an illegitimate son of King Charles II of England, or an Italian diplomat, or a valet named Eustache Dauger, or an illegitimate half-brother of King Louis XIV, or someone else entirely, but definitely died in the Bastille on November 19th, 1703?

Q: Who pulled the fastest milkcart in the west?

If you can’t wait till next year: Marcus Berkmann’s quizzing company BRAIN MEN sets regular quizzes. See their website:

www.brainmen.co.uk